| Me: | So what is the name of the Finding Nemo sequel going to be? I LOST MY SON AGAIN?
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| Jamie: | Finding Nemo 2: Let his ass stay lost.
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| Me: | Finding Nemo 2: I'm a bad parent
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| Jamie: | Finding CPS
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| Me: | (quoting Elyse) my son is so stupid he let me babysit and I lost my grandson.
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| Jamie: | hahaha omg
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| Me: | what if the dad goes missing this time because he's old and senile and ironically looking for Nemo again, who is looking for him
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| Jamie: | and Nemo ends up being in the next room the whole time
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| Me: | the dad is shuffling through the house, "where have you been?" "dad I was in the kitchen the whole time"
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| Jamie: | and Dory is the one that actually remembers Nemo's name this time, Marlon will be like, "ELMO, WHERE ARE YOU FABIO, ANTONIO" |